gay friendzoned

When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.

Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?

Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.

{true story}

by wolfboy180 May 19, 2014

gay horse

A horse that has prefers to have sexual relations with the same gender of the equine species.

That horse over there is a gay horse

by Anal beads 16342 June 25, 2017

hipster gay

Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.

See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.

by Alaskanassassain August 11, 2017

your gay

An insult by someone who can't differentiate 'your' from 'you're'.

your gay

by Analwarts101 May 29, 2021

gay gaze

When two same-sex gay people make eye contact in public. One person spots the other gay person, and initiates by looking at them. If what is returned is a "gay gaze", they know that one another is gay.

I was on the bus this morning and saw this super hot chick, totally gave me the gay gaze!

by JessieJ88 January 19, 2011

Gay Niglet

A very sexy Sri Lankan man who tickles your nipples with his rhythm stick. He loves Uber eats, minecraft, and Russian-Chinese-pot-smoking twinks.

“How would you describe Nigel?”

“He’s a gay niglet who comes from the land of presidents.”

by y0y0 honey singh July 9, 2019

Meat Gay

A Homosexual man who displays what are considered to be exclusively heterosexual interests and mannerisms. Liking Football, expressing disgust at male wine drinkers, enjoying rock climbing etc. The Yang to the excessively flamboyant homosexuals ying.

Seriously? I didn't know John's brother's gay? Well he's a meat gay... I didn't know until he started sleeping with the barman at my local.

by Dangoku59 June 14, 2011