slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Fest

A gathering of men and only men

That gay bar is a Dick Fest

by Seaman Sample March 29, 2003

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009

Nigga Dick

In interracial couple this is the only time a white girl can say n word when demanding dick from her black stud

Becky to Jamal ...baby give me some nigga dick

by Bigt5104 December 10, 2020

Dicked Over

When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.

(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Bubble dick

Like a chode but more puffy ( funny saying)

Ahh bubble dicks , your a bubble dick

by adspe November 5, 2019