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Mime job by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008
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Bachelor Job
anything done in the following manners:
1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.
2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.
3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.
4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.
3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.
4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
Bachelor Job by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009
Fridge Job
The act of taking a penguin and inserting it in to a woman's vagina feet first. The man must then open the mouth of the penguin, insert his penis and fuck the woman through the penguin. Once done the man must pull out the penguin, kill it, and the two people eat the penguin.
Dude, i was at this awesome party and this shmammered chick came up to me and gave me a fridge job!!!!
Fridge Job by fridgejob March 5, 2010
Side Job
A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.
Side Job by totallyanonymousperson December 2, 2010
Jewish Nose job
The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Jewish Nose job by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020
Wack Job
Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
Wack Job by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005
bank job
Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.
ie. handjob with money
ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."
"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
bank job by dubducket$ February 26, 2008