fuck daze

When you are fucked into confusion and oblivion.

David fell into a fuck daze after fucking Daisy for two hours straight without coming.

by makomakomakomakomako October 25, 2012

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

A round of fucks

When being repremanded, usually at work after a major fuck up. Comes from the anger expressed by using the word fuck or fucking multiple times.

Dave's gone in the office for a round of fucks.

by 5cylinder January 13, 2019

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

Double fuck

A compounding of the previous fuck usage.

Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.

by Awisemanoncesaidmanymanythings November 14, 2013

fucking groovy

fucking groovy (adj.)- used to describe something that is completely awesome, usually when talking about music.

Hey, man. Did you listen to that song I told you about?

Yeah, it was fucking groovy.

by keepingitreils April 13, 2011

Fridge Fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."

by ltm2ww December 9, 2008