Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

by Its ur boi May 13, 2018

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.

Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."

by straightupyo December 3, 2016

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

straight jacket ratchet

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.

Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher February 7, 2018

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019