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John-Einar

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar
by Shadoq December 13, 2021
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Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023
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John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges
I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing
by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019
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John Cena

by iceola November 15, 2016
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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