christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.

"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."

by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020

christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.

have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!

by leebugs December 15, 2022

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.

fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!

by idkevenknowhwqythuwisfor July 9, 2021

Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks

Christians sperm is bigger than his penis

by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019

Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol

Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks

by Lebrun Jaames December 9, 2021

christian h

christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will

“christian h hurt me so bad”

by rantrant1234 May 5, 2024