Dance in her pants

a reference pertaining to a female who is particularly attractive; an exclamation of desire or intention regarding an especially hot and sexy woman; expressing a sexual goal toward and about any really good looking woman; pertaining to great passion and lust directed toward and about any irresistible, wanted woman

"Man, she is off the charts, do I ever want to dance in her pants !!"

by sydarris October 27, 2009

Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.

Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.

by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008

Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.

Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"

by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010

check your pants

Phrase used to mock someone, usually an oponent, after they are beaten by an amazing display of skill in a sport, video game, competition, etc.

Refering to the "opponent" being so shocked and/or amazed as to have shit himself/herself

*lacrosse player with the ball jukes right, behind-the-back-split- dodges to the left, leaving his defense man lying on the ground in the wrong direction, and he rips a shot in the corner unopposed.

team yells to the defense: "Check your pants!"

by tehb October 27, 2007

Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.

"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

Grace is a poopie pants

a blond haired butt with blue eyes who also happens to be a twin

Grace is a poopie pants at its finest

by thiccyshrek March 17, 2019

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007