Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017

Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

What are friends

Something I don’t have😭

Somebody: “what are friends”

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*

by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019

Loyal friend

Someone who’s there regarding the circumstances. You know they got your 6 no matter where your at, on the street, jail, wherever. They don’t sleep with your boy/girl. A true 💯 person.

If y’all such loyal friends to David why y’all wasn’t there when he needed y’all the most.

If you was a true loyal friend you wouldn’t have slept with his girl behind his back.

by A true loyal friend June 7, 2021

Duck friend

1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true

This is my duck friend ➡ 🦆

by WeAre300_kids May 14, 2022