National Cake Day

On April 1st to May 1st if a boy asks you to show your cake you have to show it.

Hey Julia, Show me your cake! It is National Cake day!

by NoffeMan April 22, 2020

national ex day

this day is meant to either text or talk to your ex in person , you either tell them why they are a great ex or just chooses to out them on the spot.

" hey it's national ex day , love yo u bitch "
" oh it's national ex day , I hate you bitch "

by yaribethfromchallenger May 30, 2019

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

National cuddle day

On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes

Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

National Gay day

On Oct. 22 you can be as gay as you want

Lemme grab ur ass… it’s ok it’s National gay day

by myschoolsucks October 22, 2019

National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 26, 2019

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021