Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.

5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"

by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021

Jake Paul

Here's a thing you could remember before hating on other people idols
Just don't hate on them they are probably the only reason that they are alive and not doing what they think it's the best just let them be in this not worth it imagination stop the hate

Stranger:"I hate Jake Paul'
Me: ok but you don't have to hate him
Stranger: "?"
Me: "stop the hate and spread positive"

by alix_hmn September 4, 2019

Jake paul

Jake p*ul aka snake paul is one of the most cancerous youtubers out there. He try to claim the Dolan Twins aka my boyfriends. He can’t rap or sing, he is in a fake relationship and has a brother called logan P*ul.

Me: Why are you cringing

Person: Because I just watched Jake paul
Me: Honey you need to go to the hospital now
Person: i know

by hi, go away please May 30, 2018

Jake

I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!

girl 1- oh my gosh it's Jake
girl 2-yeah
girl 1 -he's so nice

girl 2- yeah!! and sweet

by Shreckgurl169 November 11, 2021

Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021