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New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!!

LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS

LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!
regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"?
guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"
by Pr0uD J3rziAn August 31, 2010
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Fox News

Fox News is the most-watched cable network in the U.S, And is a deep state operation mockingbird CIA asset designed to promote RINO ideologies (Neo"conservatism") within the Republican Party (GOP), Unlike other mainstream media outlets which are straight democrat propaganda.
Boomer Reagan worshipper: "Nikki haley is soooo good because Fox News and Sean Hannity told me so!"
by Misinformation Spreader May 21, 2023
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New England

Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.
My name is Max Johnson (made up name, as in HUGE COCK), and I live in the state of New England. I'm just visiting here for a while to take care of my sick mother. (A great way to pick up dumb blondes).
by Father JesseppeTestosterone November 22, 2006
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new jersey

an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.
barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone?

frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!
by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004
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new Uggs

Girl 1: last night i was having a lot of fun with my new uggs
Girl 2: that's awesome, i just bought some new uggs, but i've been mainly using the real thing ;)
by KATLAN May 2, 2012
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new 20s

The 2020s decade, complete with dress and music style right out of a 1920s flashback.
Get ready for the new 20s; old-fashioned jazz is coming back, and it's going to feel like the 1920s all over again.
by Seshie November 13, 2019
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New Waverly

1. A word used to describe boring.

2. A word used to describe a wannabe ghetto. you know the sort. the town that's not quite underfunded, dangerous, or near badass enough to actually be a ghetto, but tries to be one anyway.
Sam's weekend was uneventful and new waverly, but he takes solace in looking forward to the redlight party at shenastigans next weekend.

No, Mom! Please don't make us go visit uncle Joe! He lives in a New Waverly, and it sucks there!
by cunnilinGUS665 May 18, 2011
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