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Dumpster Babies

The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.
Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.

Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009
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starfish baby

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.
christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"
by rockeroverhere July 24, 2006
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Baby Cougar

Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.
If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.
by WakeboardChick23 November 29, 2010
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bro baby

A baby adopted or not raised in a non homosexual relationship by two or more bros.
Dude my ex left me with the baby.

well then i guess since were all bros in this house well have to raise it as our bro baby.
by psibicky April 27, 2009
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beanie baby

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night
by mistahtom May 30, 2006
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Baby yoda

The cutest thing you’ll ever see
by Chickennuggie December 15, 2019
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Baby Mama

A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.

She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).

She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'

'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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