High as Fuck

you roll three blunts and shout "FUCK DA SHIT!!"

HEY I DONT ROLL BLUNTS YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

oopsie fuck

1. When you accidentally fuck someone who you shouldn't have, and it has the possibility of fucking everything up.

Damn, that guy was such an oopsie fuck.

by keg1234 November 21, 2021

fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017

Fucking retard

Someone who stigmatizes and misunderstands physcology, the real world and other races, cultures in today's world. And is based entirely on misconception and misinformation.

That harley owner is a fucking retard. Freind: most are ignorant af-as fuck in slang

by A700 March 10, 2022

Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye

but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god

by Justcallmesweetheart August 2, 2022