FUCK

when you die of embarrassment and the only thing u can say is FUCK

a: FUCK
b: true

by anon January 29, 2024

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Fuck boy

Alex Perry

Person 1-Do you know whos a fuck boy?
Person 2-Alex perry?
Person 1-Yes.

by dshughes33 June 12, 2015

fuck shit bitch motherfucker

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.

A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.

by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Fuck

Fuck fuck Fuck; fUCK

"God damnit shit shart fuck bitch"
"RONS HAVING A "fuck" SEIZURE"

by Tyron_lmao February 24, 2022

International Fuck a Femboy Day

June 22th is the international fuck a femboy day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Fuck! I can't believe tomorrow is International Fuck a Femboy Day, I've been waiting all year for this day!
Guy 2: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this? :3
Guy1: Heck yes! I’ll be there!

by CutelittlebratUwU June 21, 2025