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fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 6, 2019
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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
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fed as fuck

man i am fed as fuck after that buffet
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Fuck Boy

Definition of a fuck boy is a boy who leaves you for other women, who will break your heart will talk to anything with a pulse is 28 a chef at lime tree inn york
Mikey besenyei is a fuck boy
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paulo fucked

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mousey fuck

Adjetive- the only insault a fat 10 year old addicted to video games and Minecraft porn can say on the spot
Anthony proclaimed after getting quickscoped on Nuketown2025 "i hate you, you mousey fuck" shortley before watching minecraft anal porn
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Fuck

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