Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

dumb fuck

People who think someone is interested just because you're nice to them, when in truth the only reason you talk to them is to fulfill your "one good deed" for the day! -_-

People named Ricardo...
Ricardo is a dumb fuck!

by I'm not always this mean.. October 26, 2012

Fuck

Sex

Girlfriend: Wanna fuck

Boyfriend: Sure lemme get my condom

by vb3o June 14, 2016

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

Go fuck yourself

An exclamation expressing anger or comtept for or a rejection of someone

Go fuck yourself

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ fuck

A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.

“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick

by EggoBlueWaffles July 7, 2022