do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

Get your Shad on

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008

Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

Your granpap trap

The human race moves closer to extinction everytime this is said,trumps all other insults even "no u"

Robert:Your mum gay lol
Camden:your dad lesbian

Robert:your granny tranny

Camden:dont make me do it bro
Robert:you wont

Camden:your granpap trap
Robert:*head implodes*

by DYSxFunction March 20, 2018

in your own backyard

Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.

Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard

by loulou62849 April 28, 2014

Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

by Seanyo October 18, 2008