Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

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monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

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Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024

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