crazy mad bad

CMB for short. When something is going horribly wrong.

Lads things are really crazy mad bad (cmb) today

by Bigface21 November 19, 2015

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Mads

The person with a bigger cock then Alyssa.

Is that Mads did you hear they have a horse Cock

by MadsHorseCock August 28, 2022

Mad Spoolie

A particularly niche interest, hobby, or subculture.

Brooooo! You make your own cheese stamps? That is Mad Spoolie!

by BellaDonnaDrango November 29, 2023

mads and kels

Two girls who are the funniest girls when together. They can make eachother laugh but when they argue, things can go very down hill but luckily, they don’t argue much. Kels and Mads are super pretty girls who both have boys falling left and right for them

guy 1: Bro! Have u Seen Mads and Kels
guy2: yeh. they’re so pretty bro

by broski752 November 30, 2019

mads

is bad at csgo and xander boosted him

you are doing a mads

by 4444444456 June 20, 2018

Mads

An extremely homosexual person

Person 1: Oh look theres Mads
Person 2: yeah i heard hes pretty gay
Person 1: Yeah i think thats true

by Mads/homo November 16, 2023