Boob Job 

When one places one's penis between a woman's or overweight male's breasts and moves the penis in a back-and-forth motion or the boobs to rub against the penis.

Travis: "Dude, I got a boob job last night".
Patrick: "Sweet. You should try space docking".

Boob Job by Hazel Lockheart November 25, 2009

emo job 

a blow jow in which the giver is crying and the tears drip down the scrotum

That dude just gave that other dude an emo job

emo job by spacecoyotej March 7, 2008

Hand Job Nails 

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

Hand Job Nails by 426 August 4, 2009

poop job 

when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but special men will allow this action to occur.

bill was aroused when he heard of his girlfriend's poop job fetish.

poop job by adam simoneau December 14, 2004

rip job 

You, being a male, are getting a rim job from a female and you pass gass or fart in her face.

Sorry bro but your dame was giving me a rim job and it ended up becomming a rip job. Didn't you just kiss her?

rip job by Roob Dogg June 7, 2007

whack-job 

1. A Person for whom failure is so consistant that they are slowly driven into madness.

2. Someone who partakes in unbelievably odd behavior that a reasonable human would avoid.

See LaToya Jackson

"Man.. every since billy lost his fast food job for the 12th time he's been acting like a total Wack-job"

"Prisoner #46729675 has been wiping his ass with his hands & not washing them for weeks on end.. What a Wack-job

whack-job by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

Callus Job

Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.

I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about was farting, three mile island style.

Callus Job by Atomic Alex July 9, 2007