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Snake

Kevin Durant is a snake for leaving OKC for Warriors
by Tohoot November 4, 2017
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Snaked

When a lil scooter kid is on his 15 dollar Walmart (or swap-meet) Razor scooter and gets in front of you right as your about to perform your sick ass trick;

these little kids sometimes get dropped off by their parents as if it was a daycare.

But it’s not as rare as finding a good scooterer.
Ex.
You:
“This little kid went right in front of me just I was about to drop in

Some friend of yours:
Damn you got snaked”
by Some èlse March 1, 2020
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Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
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goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
by Goof Snake May 5, 2016
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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Smug Snake

A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.
”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”
by SlimeShady666 September 12, 2020
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Snake

An underrated pet/animal that are not out to get you
P1: I just got a snake!

P2: aren’t they evil?

P1: no! They are adorable and with time, become your best friend
by Snakesrock835 July 26, 2020
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