baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 12, 2019

Baby niamhy

Niamh she is so beautiful and pretty and kind and the best person in the world I love Niamh loads x she is my best friend x and she will poo at the side of your house x

Oh I wish I could be like baby Niamhy

by Baby Niamhy April 10, 2017

Baby Playpen

n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.

Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?

sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Baby Gorl

A female/male (especially children) who gets special treatment from Gru or another participating party such as a pedofile

Heyyyy baby gorl, come here and Daddy Gru will sort you out *aggressive twerking*

by BigFatShlong69420 April 21, 2021

baby red

alternate name for the color pink

Todd's panties arent pink, their baby red!

by charles george April 2, 2008

crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

by nick May 23, 2006

baby daddy

A useless nigger who wont father his child/children

"Dat nigger Rayquan dat I fucked ova at Jamal's, momma's apartment before da police got me fo dat outstandin' warrent is ma son Rayquazine's baby daddy! He gone pay me ma child support cause I need dollaz!"

by 123jerk May 6, 2010