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cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.
Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!
by anonymous May 13, 2014
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Cheese Ass

by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019
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Cheese cat

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020
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Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012
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cheese wacker

A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.
Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.
by skuxa February 24, 2015
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The Cheese Wheel

When a girl licks the “cheese” out of a guys foreskin with her tongue in a circular motion.
Dude last night Ashley gave me the cheese wheel
by ABendyGamer November 9, 2021
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fuck a cheese

i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.
i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored
by Not Aaron Krause October 30, 2013
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