pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

Short Pulling

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Pulling An Oovoo

being flashed on webcam

yeah some girls where pulling an oovoo on him.

by oovoochild January 23, 2011

Pulling a Mets

Simply, "Choking", as in the Mets of 2007 and 2008.

That kid is pulling a mets over there, someone do the heimlich.

by ryanhoward February 25, 2009

pulling a jazzy

Derping in a public way.

She was pulling a Jazzy when she asked loudly if Antarctica connected the north and south poles.

by Brugen November 21, 2022

pulling a saymon

when a senior likes a freshman and tries to justify it

damn ur 18 going for freshman ur pulling a saymon rn

by Lilshiz5563 March 18, 2022

pulling a javi

walking away suddenly

“Aight guys, i’m pulling a javi.”

by Bisthucc July 2, 2019