water goat

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.

a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"

by suae January 11, 2009

garbage water

A Very Smelly Vagina

A guy goes down on a girl and comes out with a vile fluid. This vile disgusting smelling fluid is the garbage water. A girl with garbage water means she has a very smelly vagina.

by LocoD May 4, 2006

testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

soap and water

The precursor to the soap and rinse. The soap and water is a maneuver used after a particularly wet and sloppy blow job or a good ole fashioned messy face fuck. Once the recipients face is excessively slathered in saliva the next step is to douse with semen. Next grab the recipient by the hair the or neck and place their face upon the taint area. Finally work that face back-and-forth and side-to side rapidly until a nice lather is achieved

I gave her the old soap and water and worked her face to a thick lather!

by squatthrust July 23, 2012

hotdog water

A vulgar comeback used by someone who is too butthurt to think of a real comeback. Often can be mistaken as #shots fired

Shut up kid, you smell like hotdog water.

by Prxphxcy March 4, 2016

toast on the water

When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.

He is toast on the water after losing his job.

She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.

If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.

by MountainAggie August 29, 2014

Water wise

A form of water conservation; usually by the means of sharing a shower. Usually used in a sarcastic or joking manner, but can be meant seriously too.

Two guy friends jokingly say they are going to get water wise after a football game/practice

Jill may ask her boyfriend in a sexual manner to join her in going green and get water wise

by Luke's Lady November 25, 2009