Fuck this nut

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.

Yea bro i was fuckin this fat girl last night and i could never go so i said fuck this nut and left.

by Brent Dupree February 24, 2009

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013

Tiger Nuts

Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.

Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."

Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"

Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."

Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"

by QuintonBeck August 21, 2010

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

nut sprinkling

The act of a female subordinate using flirtation and/or sexuality towards male superiors in order to advance her position in the workplace.

Tiffany has constantly been nut sprinkling our boss so he won't discover her incompetence.

by Michael Harryman March 28, 2005

quag nut

A complete asshole/bitch. Very similiar to the word Dick wad.

Everyone can be a quag nut at times.

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006