Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

balls tight

An expression used when something is really cool or awesome.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with this really hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Balls tight!

by brrutled July 2, 2011

Garlic Balls

A term used to describe someone of Italian background. It refers to the Italian's love for garlic.

Yo, garlic balls, what's happening.

by Derpington September 13, 2009

Acid Balls

An extremely painful sensation on your balls that is caused by not so skin friendly cleansers.

You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!

by bloodythesaurus April 2, 2010

pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts

After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.

by James G. November 1, 2003

Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

No Balls Syndrome

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls

John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.

by Gwiggy July 13, 2010