hangdown lights

A male let's his testicular scrotam hang over a female's optical receptors, allowing the testicles to hang freely. The female then inserts a finger into the male's rectum acting as though it is a light switch. The male remains in this position until the female flips the light switch again.

Did you hear that Mikey gave Sharlene hangdown lights?
He hasn't been able to sit straight since.

by Tits Mugee December 28, 2016

Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025

Drunk light

To see beauty unseen in any other state

I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018

twonkle lights

Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.

I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights.

by LittleSomething November 11, 2019

Jeann lighted

When someone accuses you of gas lighting when in actual fact you are trying go help

She jeann lighted me when I asked her how was her day

by Urstewpitt May 2, 2021

Creator Light

Light Beams / Columns, coming down from the sky (the Creator) at night, which are wide enough to fit a whole person in them. They come in a variety of colours. They are in dispute where the source of the magical lights originate at this time.

Wow look at the night sky! It’s full of Creator Lights! Let’s go out and absorb some mystical rays!

by Elle Stars November 27, 2022

single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018