When you join the Navy, they give you the "Death Star" which is when they take you on a private vessel with just one other guy. The guy then blindfolds you, asks you to get on your knees, and then flops his nuts all over the top of your head.
by onethirtyeight May 20, 2005
Get the death starmug. Forget gospel and Christian rock — death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
by Lenoxus May 3, 2009
Get the Christian death metalmug. Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
by Della P September 20, 2009
Get the Death Con 1mug. Amy Schumer is on my death note.
People who demand trigger warnings are on my death note.
People who write articles about Pewdiepie are on my death note.
Zarna Joshi is on my death note.
T-series is on my death note.
People who leave a dislike on theweevster18's videos are on my death note.
People who demand trigger warnings are on my death note.
People who write articles about Pewdiepie are on my death note.
Zarna Joshi is on my death note.
T-series is on my death note.
People who leave a dislike on theweevster18's videos are on my death note.
by JonJonJuice March 27, 2019
Get the my death notemug. The sound of impending doom coming from your Chrysler engine, especially models from the 90's and early 2000's. Some say the cars came with the death knock as a standard option right from the dealer. This leads to an inevitable engine failure very quickly.
Freddie is rolling a blue Chrysler LeBaron with a sweet upgraded Chrysler Death Knock option. Tick tick tick tick BOOM.
by Rip To The Torn May 19, 2010
Get the Chrysler Death Knockmug. A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009
Get the blue screen of deathmug. When you're using a Mac on OS X and your mouse has the pin wheel loading something, but it never stops causing you to have to restart your machine.
Man 1:Hey I was in Imovie when I got the Pin Wheel of Death
Man 2:Hmmm I thought Macs were supposed to be "perfect"?
Man 2:Hmmm I thought Macs were supposed to be "perfect"?
by Devon Wilson. April 6, 2007
Get the pin wheel of deathmug.