Brown Dwarf

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

by that one nerd December 18, 2016

Dr. Brown

1. A delicious variety of soft drinks, e.g. Cream Soda and Cel-Ray.
2. A euphemism for bowel movement.

I had Mexican food for lunch, so I'll probably have to make an appointment with Dr. Brown before dinner.

by d'rof71 March 10, 2008

Brown Pelican

When a person shoves a fish (of any species, size, etc) into their anus (ass, anal cavity, rectum, poopshoot, etc) -- then proceeds after some time, preferably after the fish has been in long enough to collect anal matter, to "poop" or "Feed" the fish to another person. Reception of the fish should be oral.

AKA

A restaurant in Santa Barbara

Teri and I met a great guy at the club who introduced us to the Brown Pelican -- afterward I really regretted it.

by FawksRawks March 7, 2010

brown canyon

The inside of someones rectal cavity.

"Paulo,your brown canyon is looking a bit sore today, do you want me to rub some vaceline into it"

by Crant December 31, 2007

Brown Out

When you get too drunk and poop your pants and don't remember.

Yeah, he must have had a Brown Out last night

by MizterTastee October 20, 2010

Brown Joe

A Brown Joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one.

Person A proceeds to defecate in Person B's mouth, and while his droppings are still hot, Person A begins a fellatio with Person B. The term is a play of words, where the "Brown Joe" is the penis of person B when eventually rectracted. Can also be read as "Brown Dough", a term for the defecation process preceeding the act.

Ali and I did a Brown Joe yesterday. I was on the recieving end. The recieving end of the turd, you know.

by Acari Starburst September 7, 2008

Hash brown

If you don't like someone or don't want to say anything and you can't think of any other words to use so you just say hash brown

"You are such a hash brown!"
"I don't talk to hash browns"
"I can't my hash browns are ready!"

by Foxy&Daphney🐴🐴 February 20, 2017