The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
by TwistNdip June 9, 2013
Get the Long balling mug.Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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by Eddy October 28, 2004
Get the ball dragging it mug.A game usually played at recess in which you use any type of circular ball and play a type version of keep away. The teams keep the ball away from the other and can be given up by tackling the one with the ball, or result in extreme violence. This is where Robbie comes in. During intensive play action, any man named Robbie has to get in the middle of the action and try to stop it (if you don't have anyone named robbie, assign one) and will end up getting hurt. Whoever gets the claim for hurting Robbie and making him complain, angry, or even cry wins the round and a point for their team.
We were playing Robbie ball after lunch and our team lost in seconds, our best player Dom, hit him in the nose and Robbie flipped so Tyler's team won.
by Assar April 16, 2008
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Get the Sweatin' Balls mug.A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:
Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.
Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
by LSU337 January 20, 2009
Get the Les Balls mug.You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!
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