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Adam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. he probably does heroin and smokes a bunch of dope. is convinced he is the grim reaper himself and can decide who lives and who dies by writing their name on a wall. drug addict and alcoholic. mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. never knows how to fucking fix his septum ring and it gets on peoples nerves. cannot rap even though he’s thinks he can. he’s suicidal and might kill himself one day. he wants to be different so badly that he listens to artists, puts other people on to them, then completely stops listing to them. in his free time he likes to snort lines and walk around with his best friend. he’s an asshole and you should never involve yourself with him.
“wow adam’s a real dope head

“i could tell because i watched him snort 7 lines
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Adam Jackson

A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long
Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!!
Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson
by Fat Ciara February 28, 2019
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Adam Hofhaug

Adam Hofhaug is such and Adam Hofhaug
by Young_Bryx March 25, 2019
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Adam

Has a big wang
Adam
by UnknowPrickDude May 30, 2020
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Adam On The Rocks

Its a drink inspired by Adam Lambert.
Its made of pineapple juice, brandy OR vodka, on the rocks.
girl#1- Hey im gonna make a drink. You want one?!

girl#2- YUS. I'll have an Adam On The Rocks.
by KAY IS A GLAMBERT. December 27, 2009
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Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.
Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?
by MTyaloo December 7, 2022
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Adam Lee

“That Adam Lee is such a moron
by BlasterBlues December 22, 2022
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