Jacob T

Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too

Oh no run and hide its Jacob T

by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020

T-Mobile

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)

AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

by a random user that exists February 6, 2023

T-Shard

A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.

Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???

by Lilyest February 27, 2011

t-poo

The act of taking a doo-doo butters and texting on your cell phone at the same time.

Alex- Hey i got your text earlier
Trey- Ha, yeah jah you just got t-poo'd.

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

T-death

A hardcore drug made up of legal chemicals that contains testosterone, caffeine, vodka and bread.

He was a pretty calm guy until he tried some T-death.

by Nilekaw March 14, 2014

Little T

Wannabee mnm

Little t just posted a new single

by Jvuckvjxychfh September 5, 2020

pulling a t

In My school a kid jerked off 3 times overall in 2 school years to girls in the class. So now when anyone jokingly says they are going to masturbate they say. "I'm gonna pull aT" because his name started with T

After Billy watched the movie that actress had him "Pulling A T"

by PergoRofa March 7, 2017