Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011

alabama grizzly bear

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.

"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"

by flip ohoolihan May 11, 2014

reverse bear trap

A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.

When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.

by darkdragonflames132 May 13, 2005

thug boo bear

a loved one who wants to kill or cause serious bodily harm to you.

madison: I just wish Tyler was nicer.

Tyler: I'm going to kill you.

3rd party: wow Tyler is Madison's thug boo bear for sure.

by vacuumcleaner April 8, 2011

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

We bare bears

Literally the best show that has existed. If you haven’t watched it then you haven’t lived. Goodbye for now.

Yea! I love that show! Isn’t it called we bare bears?

by Lunalover25 June 2, 2019

Bear Fucker

A person who is known for messing things up such as plans in video games in an unimaginable way.

(While playing Halo3)
Will: I got bear fucker on my team.
Dillon: Im the only one on our team.
Will: You just blew up our mongoose
Dillon: I dont know how i shot at the enemy.
Will: You just killed us and lost the game

by Bear243 July 24, 2010