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cream bum fork

its is when u eat out a butthole with a fork then cum on it then feed it to the local elementary school
ayo dude u tryna do some cream bum fork?
by nigga mom October 4, 2019
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bum-2-yapper

"Dude, if Jenna offers you a bite of her sandwich, just flat-out refuse... I hear she regularly goes bum-2-yapper"
by Dr Thwack March 14, 2020
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bum-rushed

"I feel really bum-rushed today. Two of my ex-boyfriends gobbed me in the butt all night."

"Fucking jesus! The bloody morock gobbed me in the butt. I gave him 20 quid to get me his finest afghan dope and he fuckin' ran away! Never've been bum-rushed like that before."
by Martin Jacek W. July 9, 2007
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bum notes

the playing of a song through farting. similar to belching the song or alphabet but made so through the anus
William played the William tell Overture through his anus in D minor, aka The bum notes
by Hors December 4, 2005
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Bum Dribble Baby

When a guy has blown his load up a girls ass the spunk dribbles down to the girls pussy and then 9 months later a baby is born - the bum dribble baby is born!
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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