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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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Scary asshole

Hey that guy Erick is a scary asshole.
by Halalujer November 30, 2022
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Asshole

A dumbass on discord who’s a furry and likes circles
Contestant in circle: I think we should vote out asshole
Me- I mean asshole: :(
by The man behind the definition December 15, 2022
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Asshole

A person how is acting like a dush to everybody he cares about
Jack is such a asshole. He leterly slapped his own mother
by Devil.21 May 29, 2017
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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.
by She is Petroff February 14, 2024
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Asshole

Asshole: *cut you off in traffic and give you the finger*
You: nice driving asshole very nice
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 13, 2019
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Asshole

You're an asshole as in male jerk.
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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