Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

Fucking Basket

A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.

“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”

“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”

by Mikepegg7809 May 31, 2019

butt fuck

when your so angry you say butt fuck

Goddammit butt fuck

by rinapop March 16, 2022

Mind fuck

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare

Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

wide the fuck open

A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.

God damn!! Steve was wide the fuck open when John passed him the ball, easy TD for Steve

by Oliver426 January 15, 2017

That'd be fucking right.

It is a cry of frustration when things are going wrong and you need express yourself in a constrained manner.

Lose the most certain leg of your multi bet:

"That'd be fucking right."

by Eugh December 13, 2012