Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023

destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks

sally is the epicenter of destination fucked

by isawred November 29, 2018

Fuck

A way to explain your fucking anger

Yo Henry what the fuck you just spilt water all over me fuckface

by BeanossBrains 22 March 9, 2020

Göring As Fuck

To do something like Hermann Göring would, always in a positive light. This would typically entail something radical beyond belief.

That guy just leaped off the Reichstag in a paraglider, he's Göring As Fuck!

by Kamalam November 14, 2023

Fuck Around And Find Out

When someone tests another to the brink of snapping and gets their clock cleaned.

Brian Thompson of United Health Care was an evil greedy POS who cost the lives of many by denying their health insurance claims. Fuck around and find out.

by Janbthskenfgayidjehaujgd December 7, 2024

Taverne-fucked

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.

Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.

by Annada March 11, 2019