Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".

"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"

by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023

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Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022

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Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.

Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

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Chris Brown

Chris Brown, in full Christopher Maurice Brown, (born May 5, 1989, Tappahannock, Virginia, U.S.), American rhythm-and-blues (R&B) singer, songwriter, and actor whose melodic voice and skilled dancing propelled him to fame, though his success was sometimes overshadowed by his tumultuous personal life.

Brown has sold over 140 million records worldwide, making him one of the world's best-selling music artists. Throughout his career, Brown has won several awards, including a Grammy Award, 15 BET Awards, four Billboard Music Awards, and six Soul Train Music Awards.

Hey, look! It's Chris Brown. I love his song Kiss Kiss featuring T-Pain.

by BiographyData April 22, 2021

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