Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Scary Hands

Any hand motions performed while wearing a Halloween costume.

She said, "Boo" and busted out the scary hands.

by matt082606 November 2, 2011

Sea Hand

Accidentally ejaculating on your hand making you have Sea hand .

Damn it I have Sea hand/s now!

by Cum_atose October 21, 2019

sig no hands

thing you say when you are really stupid.

Person 1: sig no hands!
Person 2: bruh

by correctopinionhaver April 11, 2021

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

hookup hand

The immobile and awkward position that at least one hand is in while engaging in lateral making out (i.e. both partners laying on their sides).

- Hey how'd it go last night?

- I didn't even get to second base with her because my hookup hand couldn't move.

by Einman May 7, 2011

hand melt

the act of when you brake your hand while masturbating while in the brake of busting a not

oh you'll be fine, as long as you don't experience something known as hand melt

by lolmanvip March 21, 2017