Mexican Patay

When you shit on a girl's tits and smear it around with your dick.

Man I gave that bitch a hot Mexican Patay last night.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

mexican ibuprofen

very sexual. spicy girls in an anime show luring a yard worker into a lounge for some lemonaide. the sweaty mans nose stars to bleed bc the asian girl offer him some mexican ibuprofen which gets him going.

i'm gonna mexican ibuprofen your chihuahua.

by rawrxdlover June 26, 2017

Mexican Josey

Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that won’t shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesn’t shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because he’s too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.

You see how Mexican Josey did his unicorn costume? It looks like a dildo made of socks.

by dieselmechanicjohnnystalin November 11, 2018

mexican basterd

A silly wetback who has no father just like tyrone

Those Mexican basterds Stoll my tacos agian

by Jesusisnotmexican January 10, 2018

Mexican pillow

While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.

I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.

by grandmaster stache November 10, 2010

Snow Mexican

The dirty Mexican of the north (also know as Canadians), they use fake plastic Monopoly money, drink maple syrup, walk their Polar Bears and live in Igloos.

An Orange American President: "We can't trust those dirt Snow Mexican up north. They are Illegally smuggling Beavers into our land. We need to build a wall of ice and snow and make them pay for it with their Monopoly money."

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Mexican Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, you cover her ugly cum covered face with a sombrero.

I always keep a sombrero nearby in case I need to give her the mexican timeout.

by IWATCUECIW November 18, 2012