Hands in the air

You pull absolutely zero bitches and use dirty heroin needles

«He has hes hands in the air»
«retard»

by stinken October 14, 2022

Hand-Scissoring

When two people repeatedly interlock hands perpendicular to one another so their fingers intertwine in a sexual manner (as if traditional scissoring but the legs are fingers).

Bro Amanda finally agreed to do some hand-scissoring with me last night. It was so hot.

by yungbiscuit11 January 29, 2019

Drummers Hand

This pain occurs usually in your hand when you're done drumming. It's usually sore for a day or two but yet, you can still play drums.

After Slipknot was done with their concert, the drummer had drummers hand from drumming too hard for too long.

by Drummer123 June 7, 2011

Hand Driver

A classer word for Jacking off.

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.

by Cf450 October 20, 2008

dooris hands

Abnormally small hands on a man. The average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.

You are in the gym and you see one of those massive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. Tiny, dooris hands.

by DogOwar October 1, 2013

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

hookup hand

The immobile and awkward position that at least one hand is in while engaging in lateral making out (i.e. both partners laying on their sides).

- Hey how'd it go last night?

- I didn't even get to second base with her because my hookup hand couldn't move.

by Einman May 7, 2011