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Finer than a bird

So high on marijuana that you’re flying higher than that of a bird
Dude, we smoked so much weed last night; we were “finer than a bird.”
by Jarrod Hafwite May 20, 2020
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Chill your bird

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!
by Rogue138 December 26, 2010
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rotating double bird

Starting with 2 fists palms down, extend both middle fingers and rotate both fists inward until palms are facing upward. End with a snappy, short, punching motion. Usually performed best after having slammed your bedroom door in your parents’ faces.
When Mom said I couldn’t go to Gina’s house because her perv brother wants to get in my pants, she got the rotating double bird. I’m a slut, Mom! Deal with it!
by Littlelester March 27, 2019
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Flip 'em the bird

1. Sticking your middle finger up.
2. When someone pisses you off.
1. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
2. "People like you are the reason we have middle fingers."
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To Kill a Mocking Bird

My friend: I wouldn't expect a 13 year old girl to read those type of books to be honest
by ~LilGirl~ April 3, 2005
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Nice cage, no bird

A term used to describe a person, male or female, who is quite physically attractive and flirtatious but not especially intelligent. It is typically used to refer to attractive persons who spend much of their time preening, and less of their time learning.
Paul: "You're kidding Zack, you went on a date with Paula. I bet that was awesome. She's a total hottie"

Zack: " I dunno Phil.... nice cage, no bird".
by Pierre Gonzo April 4, 2011
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