acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

by Unclezip October 12, 2017

Baby-drunk

When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.

Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"

"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"

by LittleLindsey July 16, 2016

baby syrup

The amniotic fluid inside the womb of a pregnant woman, otherwise the shit that comes out of the woman's pussy while giving birth.

Man, when my wife gave birth last week, the doctor got his face splashed with baby syrup.

by JSnoogs March 9, 2008

Bowel Baby

when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.

When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

cum baby

a girl who is obsessed with cum

dan: omg becky is suck a cum baby she wants me to cum in her mouth every night

alex: damn she is just like sarah

by udhelp June 17, 2019

Check Baby

A woman conceiving a child for the sole purpose of profiting financially by extorting money from a wealthy sperm donor. Gold Digger

She only got pregnant by that Celebrity/Athlete because she wanted a Check Baby!

by NUPE 3 February 26, 2020

baby soul

the soul of a baby; may also be souls of ignorant or stupid adults.

Back in 1956 , I cleansed meh baby soul.

by george.themouse March 10, 2017