john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

by bigrob960 January 10, 2018

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john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

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attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

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John Mock

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

by Havemykids June 13, 2021

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