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Cheese Goblin

A person who uses a communal kitchen appliance or utensils and doesn't clean up after themselves. Name derived from the practice of using a sandwich toaster and leaving the melted cheese that oozes out all over the hotplate for the next person to scrape off.
"Looks like the cheese goblins were here last night - there is burnt cheese all over the sandwich toaster."
by EscF1 October 15, 2017
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string cheesed

When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.
Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
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cheese in an octopuss

Jack: A BLEH

Dom: Thats like cheese in an octopuss
by widzer May 15, 2010
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Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.
Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.
by Schneven November 5, 2017
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bitty cheese

The baby wasn't hungry and her breasts were still swollen, so she expressed the milk and we made bitty cheese.
by danspaceman March 22, 2010
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Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.
Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.
by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021
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skin cheese

A term that is used to describe when somebody gets meaningless filler tattoos on them just to take up space.
Nice sleeve, bro. I like all of the skin cheese they threw on there.
by deeliciousness December 11, 2013
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