Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Chris Rock

actor who got smacked by will smith

chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith

by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022

dr. chris taub

bite sized

dr. chris taub

by poopypants339 December 27, 2011

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 9, 2017

Chris

Idk

Chris is so cool and handsome frfr istg ngl ngl

by Vince daddy November 13, 2022

chris whitfield

"The whaler hunter of the seas", To do the Chris Whitfield is to go where no man has gone before!

James did a "Chris Whitfield", at the party last night

by Yogi Bear ** November 28, 2014

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022