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Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.
The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.
by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008
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cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.
"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."
by zanman October 3, 2006
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jammed cock

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.
man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin
by Alicforhigs December 22, 2016
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Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.
Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
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cock diddler

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.
"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."
by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008
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Saw Cock

Defining an event or action as a "Saw Cock" implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally ass-raped by a large cock which has a saw structure on the lower portion.
Nick: Are you ready for this Macro final?
Mitch: Hell no, it's going to be a saw cock!
by EconPhD December 16, 2010
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