Snooki Syndrome

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.

Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome

by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011

The Ginger Syndrome

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.

The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama

by Proxy November 15, 2016

Autotourette Syndrome

The spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while operating a motor vehicle

Autotourette Syndrome kicked in and I shouted, "That fucking asshole just swerved into my lane and cut me off!"

by Rhalunen September 23, 2009

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

sarcrette syndrome

Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.

That dude must have sarcrette syndrome. He can't control his unpredictable sarcastic remarks.

by cantolino January 14, 2010

Emily Syndrome

Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.

Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.

by SteveHartingtom September 1, 2016

Murph Syndrome

Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?

Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek

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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!

by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011